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didn’t know sewer people gave their 11 year old children wifi-capable devices but you learn something new everyday
1. Play board games
2. Get more drunk
3. Fail at hanging bike on MAX
4. Meet someone during above failure
5. Chase down MAX after we’ve accidentally left said someone’s pack on MAX.
6. Ride bike uphill
a. Sort of.
7. Pump air into tires.
8. Acquire free front and back lights.
9. Finally introduce oneself to person from train.
10. Realize am much drinker than I thought.
11. Ride bike downhill.
12. Give up and take streetcar rest of way.
13. Realize that not wearing flip-flops might have helped.
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
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