It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.
things floridians can deal with
- gators. gators fucking everywhere. gators don’t give a fuck if you want your back yard to be a gator-free zone.
- would-be thieves who seem to get stuck in our air vents a lot?
- giant fucking snakes
- sinkholes opening up with no warning
things floridians cannot deal with
- temperatures below 60 farenheit