Rae in the City (Keep Portland Weird)

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I’m stopping to female office gossip.

Save me.

americachavez:

do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry

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analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

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l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

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corinnalee:

alwayshalfastepbehind:

fangirloftoomany:

holmesandpotterinthetardis:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

ALSO PEEVES

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

ALSO ACTUAL DETAILS ABOUT TONKS AND LUPIN AND TEDDY

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mickeyandcompany:

Disney villains and their respective voice actors (click on the pictures to know their names)

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dopernose:

*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

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harmalade:

watch out for cis people who ask you about your “true name” because they will try to bind you to the faerie realm so that you can no longer walk among mortals. make up a name so they let their guard down and you can steal their firstborn. 

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klosetoasommermaerchen:

I need to do the thing because time is running out but my brain just isn’t cooperating - a biography whose title I had a different idea for but got distracted midway through and won’t remember wait where was I going with this again

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There’s this dude at my work that I (not-so) lovingly call the Hipster in
Denial (also known as HiD) and he’s recently started passive aggressively
bringing up something I said to him the other night. Which, okay, no.

What it was, was that he always leaves work early. It’s like he times it. 2
minutes before the hours on the dot. How do I know? We both get off work at
the same time. And I can’t even remember what he said first, but I
mentioned, “you left two minutes before the hour the other night.”

So last night, he left at EXACTLY 11 and made a point of announcing. “It’s
11 o’clock so I am leaving. It is 11, right? Can you check your clock? Is
it 11? I just want to make sure I’m not leaving EARLY.”

And then he started mentioning it, like I was some anonymous source today.

"I’m concerned that SOME PEOPLE think I always leave early."

"I’ve BEEN INFORMED that I leave early, so I would like to work on that."

So I told my bro. Below is her response:

*Oh my god i just saw your shit about HiD. I was kinda on the joking side
with my dislike but that has completely dissolved to rage. What the ever
loving hell is this fucking elitist Idaho potato’s damage? This
douchenugget needs to be fucking boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew of
SHUT THE FUCK UP.*


ILU BRO. SRSLY.

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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silentcartoon:

swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

[Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]

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Reblogging INTENSIFIES

notalkingplz:

The Darn Knight Recoils in Disgust

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prattschris:

things i look for in female characters:

  • hella strong eyebrow game
  • looks like they could probably kill me
  • i both love and fear them
  • i want to be them
  • i want to be on them

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