Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES
ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY
AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS
ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY
ALSO ACTUAL DETAILS ABOUT TONKS AND LUPIN AND TEDDY
There’s this dude at my work that I (not-so) lovingly call the Hipster in
Denial (also known as HiD) and he’s recently started passive aggressively
bringing up something I said to him the other night. Which, okay, no.
What it was, was that he always leaves work early. It’s like he times it. 2
minutes before the hours on the dot. How do I know? We both get off work at
the same time. And I can’t even remember what he said first, but I
mentioned, “you left two minutes before the hour the other night.”
So last night, he left at EXACTLY 11 and made a point of announcing. “It’s
11 o’clock so I am leaving. It is 11, right? Can you check your clock? Is
it 11? I just want to make sure I’m not leaving EARLY.”
And then he started mentioning it, like I was some anonymous source today.
"I’m concerned that SOME PEOPLE think I always leave early."
"I’ve BEEN INFORMED that I leave early, so I would like to work on that."
So I told my bro. Below is her response:
*Oh my god i just saw your shit about HiD. I was kinda on the joking side
with my dislike but that has completely dissolved to rage. What the ever
loving hell is this fucking elitist Idaho potato’s damage? This
douchenugget needs to be fucking boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew of
SHUT THE FUCK UP.*
ILU BRO. SRSLY.
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.