Rae in the City (Keep Portland Weird)

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say-hello-to-nowhere:

stiltfox:

theblondebitch:

London Comic Con October 2013

Hot fucking DAMN Assassins from all over the world and a shitton of different time periods?!

Rifle Assassin in the third gif could get it so hard.

I love seeing this every time it comes around. This many unique stiles that are all very clearly along the same line, without being obvious, and fitting gorgeously to the time period and places they’re from… Mmm! <3 Costume porn indeed!

*Sigh* And some of them don’t exist because-

(via beautifulandviolent)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Hey did you know that in Swedish (probably other languages too) 50 shades of gray is called 50 shades of him, because his name is gray/grey? And obviously the word gray/grey doesn't translate into swedeish as the same word, so 50 shades of him! That is your random piece of trivia for today!
monteraecruso monteraecruso Said:
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over again.

lunalovelock:

list of cute things

  • you
  • also you
  • hey look you
  • and you
  • wait wait wait
  • you
  • you’re cute

(via dajo42)

yousexybastardsamwinchester:

dajo42:

my eleven year old brother made a problematic joke and i said that wasn’t really okay so he rephrased the joke in a way that wasn’t problematic at all while still keeping the core of the joke alive and being actually super funny

let me just…

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

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ladycave:

youlovelylilshit:

So I think my mom and I really bonded today

The ONLY way to come out to your parents.

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cosmic-curse:

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

basically

(via owls-and-boots)

lestears:

Best of Phil’s tweets. Just in case you are wondering how to get ONE MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS.

(via mcflyisnotonfire)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

this kid is too young to know pain like that

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forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

(via flammable-femme)

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

(via secretbranch)